Tubing
[I'm going to conviently ignore the fact that I haven't posted in a month. -W.]
The first tubing trip of the year was yesterday. Every year, my fraternity takes a few trips to the Wayne's World tubing place on the Bogue Chitto river. We load up ourselves, some food, and 2 kegs on tubes and float down the river for a relaxing 4-5 hours of drunkeness.
Some notable events on the trip:
-Rob put sunscreen in a smiley face on his chest Billy Madison style. Hilarity ensued, picture to follow.
-When we stopped for food, the peanut butter and the jelly were separated onto 2 different beaches. As neither group was willing to travel to the other, one group had peanut butter sandwiches while the other had jelly sandwiches. I, being allergic to peanut butter, had beer.
-When we stopped next at the infamous rope swing, I kinda got trapped in the middle of another group of people. These people just happened to be prime examples of Louisiana trailer trash, and anyone who knows me knows that I hate trashy people. In the midst of being trashy, one of the sluts with them pushed my tube (and my head) into the river bank, covering me with mud. I kicked her tube back with my foot so that I could get out of the bank, and she went apeshit. I'm not sure of most of what she said, as I don't speak trailer/ebonics, but I got the idea she was pissed at me for kicking her. I politely explained that had she been paying attention she wouldn't have needed to get kicked. This made her even more mad, and I took this chance to make my exit back to among my own friends.
I had a kick ass time, but looking back at it, I probably shouldn't have gone. You see, I woke up yesterday feeling kinda crappy, but not too bad. However, due I assume to tubing, I woke up today sick as a mother fucker. My throat hurts so bad I can barely swallow and I have to blow my nose every 10 seconds. Ah, the sacrifices college students make to have fun.
LSU only won by one point, even though Oregon St. missed THREE (3) extra points. Seriously Pat, LSU is going to be good this year.
Tulane lost to MSU 28-7...our quarterback is worthless. Our young, untested DL, on the other hand, looked pretty spectacular until the second half.
I need to work on LSAT shit today, but I'm too out of it to do anything. Oh well.
Wicker Park is quite possibly the worst movie of all time. I spent the entire movie waiting for something to happen. Do not let the trailer fool you, there is nothing thrilling or dangerous about Wicker Park. About halfway through, the entire theater just started cracking jokes at the screen. Normally, this would piss me off, but considering the circumstances I may have been the one to start the jokes, haha. Anyways, it's bad.
Ken 'HARD' Jennings returns to Jeopardy today. I predict that he remains champion for the enitre season, rendering the yearly 'Tournament of Champions' obsolete, as he will be the sole champion. H.A.R.D.
Out.
The first tubing trip of the year was yesterday. Every year, my fraternity takes a few trips to the Wayne's World tubing place on the Bogue Chitto river. We load up ourselves, some food, and 2 kegs on tubes and float down the river for a relaxing 4-5 hours of drunkeness.
Some notable events on the trip:
-Rob put sunscreen in a smiley face on his chest Billy Madison style. Hilarity ensued, picture to follow.
-When we stopped for food, the peanut butter and the jelly were separated onto 2 different beaches. As neither group was willing to travel to the other, one group had peanut butter sandwiches while the other had jelly sandwiches. I, being allergic to peanut butter, had beer.
-When we stopped next at the infamous rope swing, I kinda got trapped in the middle of another group of people. These people just happened to be prime examples of Louisiana trailer trash, and anyone who knows me knows that I hate trashy people. In the midst of being trashy, one of the sluts with them pushed my tube (and my head) into the river bank, covering me with mud. I kicked her tube back with my foot so that I could get out of the bank, and she went apeshit. I'm not sure of most of what she said, as I don't speak trailer/ebonics, but I got the idea she was pissed at me for kicking her. I politely explained that had she been paying attention she wouldn't have needed to get kicked. This made her even more mad, and I took this chance to make my exit back to among my own friends.
I had a kick ass time, but looking back at it, I probably shouldn't have gone. You see, I woke up yesterday feeling kinda crappy, but not too bad. However, due I assume to tubing, I woke up today sick as a mother fucker. My throat hurts so bad I can barely swallow and I have to blow my nose every 10 seconds. Ah, the sacrifices college students make to have fun.
LSU only won by one point, even though Oregon St. missed THREE (3) extra points. Seriously Pat, LSU is going to be good this year.
Tulane lost to MSU 28-7...our quarterback is worthless. Our young, untested DL, on the other hand, looked pretty spectacular until the second half.
I need to work on LSAT shit today, but I'm too out of it to do anything. Oh well.
Wicker Park is quite possibly the worst movie of all time. I spent the entire movie waiting for something to happen. Do not let the trailer fool you, there is nothing thrilling or dangerous about Wicker Park. About halfway through, the entire theater just started cracking jokes at the screen. Normally, this would piss me off, but considering the circumstances I may have been the one to start the jokes, haha. Anyways, it's bad.
Ken 'HARD' Jennings returns to Jeopardy today. I predict that he remains champion for the enitre season, rendering the yearly 'Tournament of Champions' obsolete, as he will be the sole champion. H.A.R.D.
Out.
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