The Schwab Owns You

Ah Fridays, how I love thee. Sleeping in 'til 1:30 pm was amazing. Then my Mom woke me up. Oh well, she took me to lunch, which was nice.
 
After lunch I spent the afternoon moving furniture for my Mom. She is having her entire house painted and all the tile redone. I'm not sure why exactly, but I just do as I'm told. After doing that for a bit, I took some weed killer and went on a killing spree in the flowerbeds. I am their Reaper, sending all those fuckers straight to hell. Fear me, dirty weeds.
 
I'm playing in a free poker tournament tonight, where the winner takes home $1,375!! Hell yeah! I don't really even care about winning, although it would be nice. The fun in poker is in the strategy and skill required to play well. People who don't play can't ever understand that, but it's true. If you read this, send a little thought of pocket Aces my way.
 
The next time any of you talk to me, please encourage me to be less of a bum. I haven't been doing jack shit all summer. I need to catch up on my reading and movie going. My laziness this summer has been fairly unacceptable.
 
Back in New Orleans in just over a month, can't wait to get back to the grind. Short post today, sorry if you expected more, bitch.
 
Out.