I'm a bum.
Well, missed a day of blogging. I was a bum yesterday, didn't go to class. It was nice not only because I got to sleep in, but I also didn't have to listen to the idiots in my English class spew their nonsense for 2 hours. Last night I went over to my buddy Tyson's apartment to play some poker. As it turns out, noone he invited to play knew how to play, nor did any of them bring any money (seriously, who doesn't bring money to a goddamn POKER game? idiots). Anyways, we ended up playing for free, which was boring and frustrating since I had to teach everyone how to play. It still shocks me that so many people can't play poker even though it's on TV constantly. Had some beers, but apparently I haven't totally lost my tolerance because I wasn't even buzzing. Oh well.
Today, unfortunately, I went to class. Low and behold, we had a quiz today in English. The sad thing is that I still made a 100 on it, and I'm sure the old guys failed it miserably. There's been a division in the ranks of the 2 old guys. Old Guy 1 continues to disagree with everything the professor says, and without fail then asks her if she agrees with him. OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T, FUCKTARD. SHE JUST SAID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU DID. Old Guy 2 has started to repeat everything the professor says as a question. Example:
P: So we see that the stacking of these stones was foreshadowing the stoning to death of the woman.
OG2: So, the stack of stones foreshadowed the stoning?
P:.....yeah......
I shit you not, that actually happened about 10 times in class today. How can a person be that stupid, seriously. Why don't you just go commit suicide and rid the genepool of your tainted intellect.
POLITICS ALERT:
So what about Congress ditching the ban on gay marriage? I'm a happy camper. While I think the term marriage means a man and a woman, I have no problem with gay people having some equally meaningful ceremony/title for their relationship. I also support them having any rights that straight married couples have. I also am happy about the defeat because maybe this is the first step in the downfall of the religious right wing republican party. If we could just get John McCain to run for president again in 2008. He would win in a landslide (IMO). Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against religious people, and am fairly religious myself. But I am strongly of the opinion that your religious beliefs have no place in the law making process. If you can find a secular moral objection to something, that's one thing, but "the Bible says it's wrong" just doesn't fly for me in government. It shouldn't for anyone who believes in the separation of church and state.
END POLITICS RANT.
What about the MIGHTY RANGERS picking up all kinds of respect at the All Star Game? Alfonso Soriano, MVP. Michael Young, voted best SS in AL by his peers (beating Jeter and Garciaparra). Hank Blalock, voted best 3B in AL (beating ARod, the faggot ass bitch). That's right mother fuckers, the Rangers are here to stay, and with the BEST INFIELD in the majors. Suck on this, Yankees. Anyone who wants to take a trip down here to Arlington can go with me to see the MIGHTY RANGERS kick some ass at The Ballpark at Arlington, now gayly renamed Ameriquest Field in Arlington because Tom Hicks sold out the hardest stadium name in the majors.
If anyone reading this is anywhere around here this weekend give me a hollar, I have nothing to do whatsoever. Golf would be an excellent idea.
Will out.
Today, unfortunately, I went to class. Low and behold, we had a quiz today in English. The sad thing is that I still made a 100 on it, and I'm sure the old guys failed it miserably. There's been a division in the ranks of the 2 old guys. Old Guy 1 continues to disagree with everything the professor says, and without fail then asks her if she agrees with him. OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T, FUCKTARD. SHE JUST SAID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU DID. Old Guy 2 has started to repeat everything the professor says as a question. Example:
P: So we see that the stacking of these stones was foreshadowing the stoning to death of the woman.
OG2: So, the stack of stones foreshadowed the stoning?
P:.....yeah......
I shit you not, that actually happened about 10 times in class today. How can a person be that stupid, seriously. Why don't you just go commit suicide and rid the genepool of your tainted intellect.
POLITICS ALERT:
So what about Congress ditching the ban on gay marriage? I'm a happy camper. While I think the term marriage means a man and a woman, I have no problem with gay people having some equally meaningful ceremony/title for their relationship. I also support them having any rights that straight married couples have. I also am happy about the defeat because maybe this is the first step in the downfall of the religious right wing republican party. If we could just get John McCain to run for president again in 2008. He would win in a landslide (IMO). Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against religious people, and am fairly religious myself. But I am strongly of the opinion that your religious beliefs have no place in the law making process. If you can find a secular moral objection to something, that's one thing, but "the Bible says it's wrong" just doesn't fly for me in government. It shouldn't for anyone who believes in the separation of church and state.
END POLITICS RANT.
What about the MIGHTY RANGERS picking up all kinds of respect at the All Star Game? Alfonso Soriano, MVP. Michael Young, voted best SS in AL by his peers (beating Jeter and Garciaparra). Hank Blalock, voted best 3B in AL (beating ARod, the faggot ass bitch). That's right mother fuckers, the Rangers are here to stay, and with the BEST INFIELD in the majors. Suck on this, Yankees. Anyone who wants to take a trip down here to Arlington can go with me to see the MIGHTY RANGERS kick some ass at The Ballpark at Arlington, now gayly renamed Ameriquest Field in Arlington because Tom Hicks sold out the hardest stadium name in the majors.
If anyone reading this is anywhere around here this weekend give me a hollar, I have nothing to do whatsoever. Golf would be an excellent idea.
Will out.
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